The View From Drew

Door slams.

"There he goes.  Now, let's get this done before Senator Pinhead gets back from the debate."

"I thought you were President Pinhead."

"I'm President Donkeynuts.  I don't like names that are personalized."

"What?"

"You know, giving dogs human traits.  Come on, we've only got twenity hours until he gets back."

"Yes, sir.  Peanut brittle?"

"Yes, please.  Always say, please, son.  That's what mama told me."